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The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Author: Lucille S. Harper

The noun of self becomes a verb. This flashpoint of creation in the present moment is where work and play merge.
Author: Stephen Nachmanovitch

Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
Author: Nicholas Butler

The only cure for grief is action.
Author: George Henry Lewes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Algy ! Algy who ! Algy-bra !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alka ! Alka who ! Alka-phone !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca picnic lunch !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amana ! Amana who ? Amana bad mood !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !
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