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I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite goodMaybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
Author: Jay Leno

Part of being a Master is learning how to sing in nobody else's voice but your own.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Part of understanding the creative urge is understanding that it's primal. Wanting to change the world is not a noble calling, it's a primal calling.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
Author: Ice T

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Author: Samuel Johnson

What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone !"
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes