Best quotes to send by SMS
John Locke Good and evil, reward and punishment, are the only motives to a rational creature: these are the spur and reins whereby all mankind are set on work, and guided.
Author: John Locke

Jeffrey Veen Good design can't fix broken business models.
Author: Jeffrey Veen

Hugh Macleod Good ideas alter the power balance in relationships, that is why good ideas are always initially resisted. Good ideas come with a heavy burden. Which is why so few people have them. So few people can handle it.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Irish Proverb Good luck beats early rising.
Author: Irish Proverb

Edmund Burke Good order is the foundation of all things.
Author: Edmund Burke

The best jokes to send by SMS
Internet jokes What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest.
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Internet jokes What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
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Internet jokes Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes, but don't spread it around.
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Internet jokes What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems.
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Internet jokes Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh.
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