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It's really hard to design products by focus groups. A lot of times, people don't know what they want until you show it to them.
Author: Steve Jobs

It's the whole, not the detail, that matters.
Author: German Proverb

I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up.
Author: Beverly Sills

I've been rich and Ive been poor -- and believe me, rich is better.
Author: Sophie Tucker

I've grown certain that the root of all fear is that we've been forced to deny who we are.
Author: Frances Moore Lappe

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft the skin from her body, so the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor found suitable would have to come from his rear end. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you d id for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied," think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes