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Best quotes to send by SMS
A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.Author: Bible
A stern discipline pervades all nature, which is a little cruel that it may be very kind.Author: Edmund Spenser
A stumble may prevent a fall.Author: English Proverb
A superstition is a premature explanation that overstays its time.Author: George Iles
A tactical retreat is not a bad response to a surprise assault, you know. First you survive. Then you choose your own ground. Then you counterattack.Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
The best jokes to send by SMS
It was
Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and
he was still in perfect health. At
his birthday party he was asked
how he managed to live so long and stay
so fit.
He explained
"I put my long life down to spending so much time out of
doors.
I've been in the open air, day after day, rain or shine, for
the last
75th years."
"How do you manage to keep up such a rigorous
fitness regime?" we
asked.
"It's simple" he said. "When I
married my wife 75 years ago, we
both made solemn pledge on our wedding
night. We agreed that whenever we
ever had a fight, whoever was
proved wrong would go outside and take
long walk."This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
What did one candle say to the
other?
"Don't birthdays burn you up?"This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
It was a Happy one!This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
It was a tappy one!This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes