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Sir Arthur Eddington For the truth of the conclusions of physical science, observation is the supreme Court of Appeal. It does not follow that every item which we confidently accept as physical knowledge has actually been certified by the Court; our confidence is that it woul
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

Bible For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.
Author: Bible

Plutarch For to err in opinion, though it be not the part of wise men, is at least human.
Author: Plutarch

Storm Jameson For what I have received, may the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received.
Author: Storm Jameson

Bible For whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God.
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ? Bark you car on the drive !
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