Best quotes to send by SMS

For the truth of the conclusions of physical science, observation is the supreme Court of Appeal. It does not follow that every item which we confidently accept as physical knowledge has actually been certified by the Court; our confidence is that it woul
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington
For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.
Author: Bible
For to err in opinion, though it be not the part of wise men, is at least human.
Author: Plutarch
For what I have received, may the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received.
Author: Storm Jameson
For whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God.
Author: Bible
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athena
!
Athena who ?
Athena reindeer landing on your roof !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Axel
!
Axel who ?
Axel grease !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baby Owl
!
Baby Owl who ?
Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Bar-B-Q!
Bar-B-Q who ?
Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bark
!
Bark who ?
Bark you car on the drive !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes