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America is not merely a nation but a nation of nations.
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a region where he will be free to work out his destiny as he chooses.
Author: Woodrow Wilson

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Americans never quit.
Author: General Douglas Macarthur

Among all men on the earth bards have a share of honor and reverence, because the muse has taught them songs and loves the race of bards.
Author: Homer

First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?
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Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes.
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A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!"
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What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!'
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What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).
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