Best quotes to send by SMS

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Author: Satchel Paige
How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
Author: Lewis B. Frumkes
Honor does not have to be defended.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
Author: E. B. White
I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it's half because I was game enough to take a lot of punishment along the way and half because there were a lot of people who cared enough to help me.
Author: Althea Gibson
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor, doctor, nobody understands
me.
What do you mean by that?
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep
trying to get
into fights.
And how long have you had this complaint?
Who wants
to know?
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
Doctor, I have a ringing in my
ears.
Don't answer!
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
How many psychologists does it
take
to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
What do Psychologists say to each
other when they meet?"
"You're fine, how am I? "
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes