Best quotes to send by SMS
Satchel Paige How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Author: Satchel Paige

Lewis B. Frumkes How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
Author: Lewis B. Frumkes

Robert J. Sawyer Honor does not have to be defended.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer

E. B. White Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
Author: E. B. White

Althea Gibson I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it's half because I was game enough to take a lot of punishment along the way and half because there were a lot of people who cared enough to help me.
Author: Althea Gibson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Mental health jokes Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?
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Mental health jokes Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Mental health jokes Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Mental health jokes How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

Mental health jokes What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine, how am I? "
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes