Best quotes to send by SMS
Peter Drucker "Management" means, in the last analysis, the substitution of thought for brawn and muscle, of knowledge for folklore and superstition, and of cooperation for force. . .
Author: Peter Drucker

Henri-Frdric Amiel ...happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health.
Author: Henri-Frdric Amiel

John F. Kennedy ...probably the greatest concentration of talent and genius in this house except for perhaps those times when Thomas Jefferson ate alone.
Author: John F. Kennedy

Pat Robertson [Feminism is] a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
Author: Pat Robertson

Napoleon Bonaparte [Medicine is] a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are more fatal than useful to mankind.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

The best jokes to send by SMS
Computer jokes When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight.
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Computer jokes Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin
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Computer jokes Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
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Computer jokes Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
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Aardvark jokes Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!
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