
"Management" means, in the last analysis, the substitution of thought for brawn and muscle, of knowledge for folklore and superstition, and of cooperation for force. . .
Author: Peter Drucker
...happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health.
Author: Henri-Frdric Amiel
...probably the greatest concentration of talent and genius in this house except for perhaps those times when Thomas Jefferson ate alone.
Author: John F. Kennedy
[Feminism is] a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
Author: Pat Robertson
[Medicine is] a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are more fatal than useful to mankind.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

When do computers
go to sleep?
When
it's internight.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Who holds up
stagecoaches and steals
laptop computers?
Click Turpin
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Why did the dish and spoon hide their
computer?
The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Doctor, doctor, I
keep thinking I'm a
laptop computer.
You're just run down, let me give you some
vitamins.
No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Who's the aardvark's favorite female
vocalist?
Bearbara Streis-ant!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes