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I feel within me a peace above all earthly dignities, a still and quiet conscience.
Author: William Shakespeare

I find nothing more depressing than optimism.
Author: Paul Fussell

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hate women because they always know where things are.
Author: James Thurber

I have everything now I had 20 years ago except now, it's all lower.
Author: Gypsy Rose Lee

Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground. .
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes