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Photographers deal in things which are continually vanishing and when they have vanished there is no contrivance on earth which can make them come back again.
Author: Henri Cartier Bresson

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
Author: Peter Drucker

Poetry and progress are like two ambitious men who hate one another with an instinctive hatred, and when they meet upon the same road, one of them has to give place.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

Political language -- and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists -- is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
Author: George Orwell

If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.
Author: Norman Douglas

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
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Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door.
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Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period.
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Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?
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Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
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