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A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
Author: Jewish Proverb

A place for everything and everything in its place.
Author: Isabella Mary Beeton

A poem is no place for an idea.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe

A poet's hope: to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere.
Author: W. H. Auden

A precedent embalms a principle.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !
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What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !
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What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !
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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !
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What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !
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