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Measure not the work until the day's out and the labor done.
Author: Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
Author: Robert Orben

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.
Author: Robert Fripp

Must, bid the Morn awake! Sad Winter now declines, Each bird doth choose a mate; This day's Saint Valentine's. For that good bishop's sake Get up and let us see What beauty it shall be That Fortune us assigns.
Author: Michael Drayton

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
Author: Penn Jillette

Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?
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Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes