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What you are is a question only you can answer.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

No man is demolished but by himself.
Author: Richard Bently

Popularity? It is glory's small change.
Author: Victor Hugo

Whatever we conceive well we express clearly, and words flow with ease.
Author: Nicolas Boileau

Whatever you do, do it to the purpose; do it thoroughly, not superficially. Go to the bottom of things. Any thing half done, or half known, is in my mind, neither done nor known at all. Nay, worse, for it often misleads.
Author: Lord Chesterfield

Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
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My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
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The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results. The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at toy problems in order to get results.
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How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-001, Multitasking Incadescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally left blank".
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