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A light heart lives long.
Author: Irish Proverb

A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
Author: Bob Edwards

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Author: Roald Dahl

A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.
Author: Ferdinand Foch

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Author: Doug Larson

This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!" Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes