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You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions.
Author: Senator Patrick Leahy

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
Author: Franklin P. Jones

You have to keep plugging away. We are all growing. There is no shortcut. You have to put time into it to build an audience
Author: John Gruber

With regard to excellence, it is not enough to know, but we must try to have and use it.
Author: Aristotle

I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.
Author: John D. Rockefeller

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
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Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.
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Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade.
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Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree.
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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
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