Best quotes to send by SMS

One must also accept that one has 'uncreative' moments. The more honestly one can accept that, the quicker these moments will pass.
Author: Etty Hillesum
One must know oneself, if this does not serve to discover truth, it at least serves as a rule of life and there is nothing better.
Author: Blaise Pascal
One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done.
Author: Marie Curie
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
Author: Will Durant
I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is true 'The empty vessel makes the greatest sound'.
Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why did the Oregon State psychology
major
climb up the chain link fence?
To see what was on the other
side.
This is the joke from a category: College jokes
Jeb and Eudell, University of
Michigan
athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside
the
city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they
got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns.
This is the joke from a category: College jokes
Did you hear about the University of Miami
fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
This is the joke from a category: College jokes
Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North
Carolina campus.
One day Tipton came in and said to his
roommate, "I hear there's a
new case of herpes in the dorm."
"Great!" said Baldwin. "I was getting tired of 7-Up!"
This is the joke from a category: College jokes
Arvil was coming out of the Texas University
student building when he
was stopped by two coeds.
"Would
you like to become a Jehovah's Witness?" asked one of the
girls.
"No, I really couldn't. I didn't see the accident."
This is the joke from a category: College jokes