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If we weren't all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting we couldn't endure it.
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

To the soul, there is hardly anything more healing than friendship.
Author: Thomas Moore

To use fear as the friend it is, we must retrain and reprogram ourselves...We must persistently and convincingly tell ourselves that the fear is here--with its gift of energy and heightened awareness--so we can do our best and learn the most in the new si
Author: Peter McWilliams

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Author: Woody Allen

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. "What's the matter?" asked his friend. "It's a very popular place," replied the first alien. "It's full of creatures that keep throwing up little metal discs."
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes