Best quotes to send by SMS
Mitch Hedberg I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Author: Mitch Hedberg

Nathaniel Branden Self-esteem is the reputation we acquire with ourselves.
Author: Nathaniel Branden

Matt Frewer Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
Author: Matt Frewer

William Feather Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
Author: William Feather

Scott Westerfeld I can't imagine anything worse than being required to have fun.
Author: Scott Westerfeld

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside.
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Dog jokes What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!
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Dog jokes What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
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Dog jokes Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!
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Dog jokes Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.
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