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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can affor
Author: Ellen Goodman

Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night... without the satisfaction.
Author: Lynn Johnston

Not to feel one's misfortunes is not human, not to bear them is not manly.
Author: Seneca

Not wanting to die was another universal constant, it seemed.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer

Nothing can be pleasing which is not also becoming.
Author: Quintilian

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
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Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!
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What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !
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Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. "When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began. "You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. "I walked up the trail to the door," Joe continued. "The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him. "Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Joe went on. "That would be the usher," Charlie explained. "Well, the usher led me down the chute," Joe said. "You mean the aisle," Charlie said. "Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there," Joe continued. "Pew," Charlie retorted. "Yeah," recalled Joe. "That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her."
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A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters. "Excuse me, sir," said the police officer, "who are you?" "My name's Tex, officer," said the cowboy. " eh?" said the police officer, "Are you from Texas?" "Nope, Louisiana." "Louisiana? So why are you called Tex?" "Don't want to be called Louise, do I .
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes