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The sweat of hard work is not to be displayed. It is much more graceful to appear favored by the gods.
Author: Maxine Hong Kingston

The test and use of a man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind.
Author: Carl Barzun

The thing is true, according to the law of the Medes and Persians, which altereth not.
Author: Bible

The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.
Author: Roseanne Barr

The time is now, the place is here. Stay in the present. You can do nothing to change the past, and the future will never come exactly as you plan or hope for.
Author: Dan Millman

Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.
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Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time.
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How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way.
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Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.
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What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
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