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Next to selfishness the principal cause which makes life unsatisfactory is want of mental cultivation.
Author: John Stuart Mill

Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Author: Theodore Sturgeon

No amount of artificial reinforcement can offset the natural inequalities of human individuals.
Author: Henry P. Fairchild

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.
Author: William Blake

No man deserves punishment for his thoughts.
Author: Anonymous

Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on.
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer.
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Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity.
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Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!
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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.
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