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I am not young enough to know everything.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I am reminded of the professor who, in his declining hours, was asked by his devoted pupils for his final counsel. He replied, 'Verify your quotations.'
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

I am who I choose to be. I always have been what I chosethough not always what I pleased.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

I avow myself the partisan of truth alone.
Author: William Harvey

I begin to think, that a calm is not desirable in any situation in life....Man was made for action and for bustle too, I believe.
Author: Abigail Adams

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days!
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But what's it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes