Best quotes to send by SMS

It is men who wait to be selected, and not those who seek, from whom we may expect the most efficient service.
Author: Ulysses S. Grant
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
Author: James Thurber
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
Author: Oscar Wilde
It is not enough to aim; you must hit.
Author: Italian Proverb
It is not every question that deserves an answer.
Author: Publilius Syrus
The best jokes to send by SMS

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat
next to everyone
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow
raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it
read "one at a time, please"
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach
the tide comes in!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no
one else gets sun!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes