Best quotes to send by SMS

If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things.
Author: Rene Descartes
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
Author: Indira Gandhi
In every country, we should be teaching our children the scientific method and the reasons for a Bill of Rights. With it comes a certain decency, humility and community spirit. In the demon-haunted world that we inhabit by virtue of being human, this may
Author: Carl Sagan
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
Author: Charles M. Schulz
My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand me that he is sufficient.
Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q.
Why did the blonde get so excited when
she finished the jigsaw puzzle
after only 6 months?
A. Because on
the box it said: From 2-4 years.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A car was driving down the
street when all
of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back
and forth
till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police
officer
pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, "
Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I
saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer
looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What does a blonde make best for
dinner?
A: Reservations.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What is the difference between a smart
blonde and
bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been sighted.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by
drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes