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I cannot teach you violence, as I do not myself believe in it. I can only teach you not to bow your heads before any one even at the cost of your life.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi

I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time.
Author: Martha Stewart

I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill.
Author: Samuel Butler

I could not at any age be content to take my place in a corner by the fireside and simply look on.
Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

I do not know the American gentleman, god forgive me for putting two such words together.
Author: Charles Dickens

Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"
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Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.
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One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding. "Good career move."
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What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
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Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.
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