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Repetition is the death of art.
Author: Robin Green

Perfection is a road, not a destination. Every time I live, I get an education.
Author: Burk Hudson

Riches and power are but gifts of blind fate, whereas goodness is the result of one's own merits.
Author: Heloise

Righteousness exalteth a nation.
Author: Bible

Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman. The right sort of woman can distinguish between Creative Lassitude and plain shiftlessness.
Author: Robertson Davies

What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !
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What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !
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How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !
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When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes