Best quotes to send by SMS
John Russell A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.
Author: John Russell

Brendan Francis A quotation in a speech, article or book is like a rifle in the hands of an infantryman. It speaks with authority.
Author: Brendan Francis

Publilius Syrus A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Leon Tec A sailor without a destination cannot hope for a favorable wind.
Author: Leon Tec

Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi A self that is only differentiated - not integrated - may attain great individual accomplishments, but risks being mired in self-centered egotism. By the same token, a person who self is based exclusively on integration will be well connected and secure,
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

The best jokes to send by SMS
Bird jokes Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!
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Bird jokes What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics
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Bird jokes What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
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Bird jokes What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!
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Bird jokes What's a parrot's favourite game? Monopoly!
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