Best quotes to send by SMS

A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.
Author: John Russell
A quotation in a speech, article or book is like a rifle in the hands of an infantryman. It speaks with authority.
Author: Brendan Francis
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Author: Publilius Syrus
A sailor without a destination cannot hope for a favorable wind.
Author: Leon Tec
A self that is only differentiated - not integrated - may attain great individual accomplishments, but risks being mired in self-centered egotism. By the same token, a person who self is based exclusively on integration will be well connected and secure,
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
The best jokes to send by SMS

Where do the cleverest parrots live?
In the
brain tree forests!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What profession did the parrot get into when it
swallowed the clock?
Politics
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What did the parrot say when he was using the
Internet?
P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What did the rich socialite's parrot
say?
Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What's a parrot's favourite
game?
Monopoly!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes