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But all art is sensual and poetry particularly so. It is directly, that is, of the senses, and since the senses do not exist without an object for their employment all art is necessarily objective. It doesn't declaim or explain, it presents.
Author: William Carlos Williams

But never fear, gentlemen; castration was really not the point of feminism, and we women are too busy eviscerating one another to take you on.
Author: Anna Quindlen

But psychoanalysis has taught that the deada dead parent, for examplecan be more alive for us, more powerful, more scary, than the living. It is the question of ghosts.
Author: Jacques Derrida

But the life that no longer trust another human being and no longer forms ties to the political community is not a human life any longer.
Author: Martha Nussbaum

But thus do I counsel you, my friends: distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful!
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.
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What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.
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What's long, hard, and has semen in it? A submarine!
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What did the banana say to the vibrator? "I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"
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How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.
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