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Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered.
Author: Aristotle

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity.
Author: Sean O'Casey

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.
Author: Pablo Picasso

Every creator painfully experiences the chasm between his inner vision and its ultimate expression.
Author: Isaac Bashevis Singer

Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Why did the grape cross the road? To get away from the grapefruit.
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How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it.
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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread. Doctor: You've got to stop loafing around.
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What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.
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