Best Cell Phones

Never compare your inside with somebody else's outside.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.
Author: Millicent Fenwick

Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.
Author: Mario Puzo

Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

The Ugly Hag by Ida Face
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The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama
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My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M. Nutty
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What's Up, Doc? by Howie Dewin
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The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn
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