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Everyone has his burden; what counts is how you carry it.
Author: Joe Brown and David Brown

Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences. No one can eliminate prejudices - just recognize them.
Author: Edward R. Murrow

Everyone is the age of their heart.
Author: Guatemalan Proverb

Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength.
Author: Hasidic Saying

Everything comes to him who waits but a loaned book.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes