Best Cell Phones

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
Author: Woody Allen

Unjust dominion cannot be eternal.
Author: Seneca

Unless you are prepared yourself to profit by your chance, the opportunity will only make you ridiculous. A great occasion is valuable to you in proportion as you have educated yourself to make use of it.
Author: Orison Swett Marden

Once in a while you have to take a break and visit yourself.
Author: Audrey Giorgi

Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was.
Author: Margaret Mitchell

Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her? Party Host: I'd be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?
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What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?
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When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!
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