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There's nothing wrong with staying small. You can do big things with a small team.Author: Jason Fried
The most astonishing thing about miracles is that they happen.Author: G. K. Chesterton
There are admirable potentialities in every human being. Believe in your strength and your youth. Learn to repeat endlessly to yourself, 'It all depends on me.'Author: Andre Gide
They are so damn 'intellectual' and rotten that I can't stand them anymore....I [would] rather sit on the floor in the market of Toluca and sell tortillas, than have anything to do with those 'artistic' bitches of Paris.Author: Frida Kahlo
They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps.Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS
I want to become a politician when I grow up
so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but
I've
only come up with one: Lying.This is the joke from a category: Political jokes
An aircraft is about to crash. There are
five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The
first
passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA
basketball
player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I
died." So he
takes the first parachute and jumps.
The second
passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, "I am the wife of the
former
President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman
in the
world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future
President". She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.
The third
passenger, George W. Bush, says, "I am the President of the
United States
of America. I have a huge responsibility in world
politics. And
apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the
history of
the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to
die."
So he takes a parachute and jumps.
The fourth passenger, th
e Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year
old schoolboy, "I
am already old. I have already lived my life, as a
good person and
a priest I will give you the last parachute".
The boy replies
"No problem your Pope-ness, there is also a parachute
for you.
America's most intelligent President has taken my
schoolbag."This is the joke from a category: Political jokes
At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was
addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a
statue."
"That is absurd," Gore stoically stated. "When elected, the people
of America will see just how passionate and alive I truly
am."
Embarrassed for her husband, Tipper, leaned in to whisper, "Honey, you
have a pigeon on your head."This is the joke from a category: Political jokes
Osama bin Laden threatened Russia:
If
you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you
too!This is the joke from a category: Political jokes
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of
its own revolution.This is the joke from a category: Political jokes