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War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.
Author: Georges Clemenceau

War is not its own end, except in some catastrophic slide into absolute damnation. It's peace that's wanted. Some better peace than the one you started with.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

I won't change anything because I think the most important thing is being yourself and that's what I'm going to continue to do.
Author: Avril Lavigne

Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.
Author: Bible

We all carry around so much pain in our hearts. Love and pain and beauty. They all seem to go together like one little tidy confusing package. It's a messy business, life. It's hard to figure--full of surprises. Some good. Some bad.
Author: Henry Bromel

Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
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Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck
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Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars
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your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!
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Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)
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