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Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep o' nights: Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look; He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.
Author: William Shakespeare

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
Author: John Cage

When you have a dream you've got to grab it and never let go.
Author: Carol Burnett

If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Author: Margot Fonteyn

When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once.
Author: Samuel Butler

Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes