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Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
Author: William Dement

Dreams surely are difficult, confusing, and not everything in them is brought to pass for mankind. For fleeting dreams have two gates: one is fashioned of horn and one of ivory. Those which pass through the one of sawn ivory are deceptive, bringing tiding
Author: Homer

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Author: Knute Rockne

Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the metric system.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

Duty is ours, results are God's.
Author: John Quincy Adams

Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can't drive!
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Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV.
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Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way, the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag.
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Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!
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Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar
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