Best Cell Phones

Gossip needs no carriage.
Author: Russian Proverb

Grammar school never taught me anything about grammar.
Author: Isaac Goldberg

Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
Author: Cicero

Gravity. It keeps you rooted to the ground. In space, there's not any gravity. You just kind of leave your feet and go floating around. Is that what being in love is like?
Author: Josh Brand and John Falsey

Great men are true men, the men in whom nature has succeeded. They are not extraordinary - they are in the true order. It is the other species of men who are not what they ought to be.
Author: Henri-Frederic Amiel

What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very, very big spider !
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

What do you call a ghost on the Internet? e-erie.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go, E we go!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes