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It is easier to live through someone else than to become complete yourself.
Author: Betty Friedan

It is feeling and force of imagination that make us eloquent.
Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis

It is good for us to be here.
Author: Bible

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.
Author: Sally Kempton

It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of her window, she saw that the water was still rising. Two men passing by on a rowboat shouted up an invitation to row to safety with them. "No, thank you," Mrs. Watkins replied. "The Lord will provide." The men shrugged and rowed on. By evening, the water level forced Mrs. Watkins to climb on top of the roof for safety. She was spotted by a man in a motorboat, who offered to pick her up. "Don't trouble yourself," she told him. "The Lord will provide." Pretty soon, Mrs. Watkins had to seek refuge atop the chimney. When a Red Cross cutter came by on patrol, she waved it on, shouting, "The Lord will provide." So the boat left, the water rose and the old woman drowned. Dripping wet and thoroughly annoyed, she came through the pearly gates and demande d to speak to God. "What happened?" she cried. "For cryin' out loud, lady," God said, "I sent three boats!"
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, "Please help yourself." The other one said "Okay", and helped himself to the larger fish. After a tense silence, the first one said, "really, now, if you had offered me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish!" The other one replied, "What are you complaining for; you have it, don't you?"
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the 'unbreakable' comb for everyone to see and said, "And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside."
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes