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Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins.
Author: Native American Proverb

Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Author: Emo Phillips

Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning.
Author: Marlo Thomas

Never forget that you're a member of your own community. Don't do something that you wouldn't like to see done.
Author: Keith Richman

Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" She in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes

Tyler was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So, Tyler raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course, the teacher said yes, but asked Tyler to be quick. Five minutes later Tyler returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. "I can't find it," he admitted. The teacher sat Tyler down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be able to find it now. Tyler looked at the diagram, said "yes" and goes on his way. Well, five minutes later he returned to the class room and says to the teacher, "I can't find it." Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who has been at the school for a while, to help him find the bathroom. So, Tommy and Tyler go together and five minutes later they both return r and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Tommy, "Well, did you find it?" Tommy is quick with his reply, "Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards."
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes