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The freedom of poetic license.
Author: Cicero

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Author: Bernard M. Baruch

I always admired atheists. I think it takes a lot of faith.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Often we can achieve an even better result when we stumble yet are willing to start over, when we don't give up after a mistake, when something doesn't come easily but we throw ourselves into trying, when we're not afraid to appear less than perfectly pol
Author: Sharon Salzberg

Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !
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Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
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Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !
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Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question? Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"
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