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We live in a time of transition, an uneasy era which is likely to endure for the rest of this century. During the period we may be tempted to abandon some of the time-honored principles and commitments which have been proven during the difficult times of
Author: Jimmy Carter

We make war that we may live in peace.
Author: Aristotle

The reason of a resolution is more to be considered than the resolution itself.
Author: Sir John Holt

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
Author: Jean Cocteau

We must have infinite faith in each other. If we have not, we must never let it leak out that we have not.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. 'It smells like rain,' he said to the boy. The city boy replied, 'They said it was lemonade.'
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If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella.
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Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman.
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"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. "I know," said his mother. "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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