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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
Author: Christopher Hampton

Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company.
Author: George Washington

Astronomy compels the soul to look upwards and leads us from this world to another.
Author: Plato

At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.
Author: Thomas Tusser

At least half the mystery novels published violate the law that the solution, once revealed, must seem to be inevitable.
Author: Raymond Chandler

Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity.
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Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!
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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.
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Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
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Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.
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