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If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things.
Author: Rene Descartes

My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
Author: Indira Gandhi

In every country, we should be teaching our children the scientific method and the reasons for a Bill of Rights. With it comes a certain decency, humility and community spirit. In the demon-haunted world that we inhabit by virtue of being human, this may
Author: Carl Sagan

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
Author: Charles M. Schulz

My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand me that he is sufficient.
Author: William Shakespeare

Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.
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A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes