Best Cell Phones

Poetry and progress are like two ambitious men who hate one another with an instinctive hatred, and when they meet upon the same road, one of them has to give place.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

Political language -- and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists -- is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
Author: George Orwell

If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.
Author: Norman Douglas

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
Author: Mao Tse-Tung

Possession is eleven points in the law.
Author: Colley Cibber

Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes

Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes

I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes