Best quotes to send by SMS

No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear.
Author: Edmund Burke
The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest.
Author: Thomas Moore
The pain of making the necessary sacrifices always hurts more than you think it's going to. I know. It sucks. That being said, doing something seriously creative is one of the most amazing experiences one can have, in this or any other lifetime. If you ca
Author: Hugh Macleod
If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if you have any, will take care of itself.
Author: Joseph Farrell
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
Author: Bertrand Russell
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bobby
!
Bobby who ?
Bobby-n up and down like this !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bolton
!
Bolton who ?
Bolton braces !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bootie
!
Bootie who ?
Bootieful downtown Burbank !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bowl
!
Bowl who ?
Bowl me over !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brent
!
Brent who ?
Brent out of shape !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes