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Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others.
Author: Dutch Proverb

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
Author: John Adams

Our inventions are wont to be pretty toys, which distract our attention from serious things. They are but improved means to an unimproved end.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Our lives teach us who we are.
Author: Salman Rushdie

It's better to be a company than to work for a company.
Author: Jim Coudal

The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?" "What's the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cowboy. "If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to ride."
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes

Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range.
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes

Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them.
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the crook boss. "Only doing what you ordered," said the stupid thug. "You told me to lie low for a bit!"
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes