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The fact is, the old clichs work for us in abstract terms, but they never work out in real life quite the same way. Life is messy; clichs are clean and tidy.
Author: Hugh Macleod

The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat---I just don't think about it.
Author: Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Author: Groucho Marx

The firm, the enduring, the simple, and the modest are near to virtue.
Author: Confucius

The first duty of a man is the seeking after and the investigation of truth.
Author: Cicero

Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
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Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money." Glaring down at him, the judge replied, "He's not. I am. You do."
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Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.
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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!
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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.
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