Best quotes to send by SMS

Reason should direct and appetite obey.
Author: Cicero
Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.
Author: Mason Cooley
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Author: Benjamin Franklin
Remember that lost time does not return.
Author: Thomas a Kempis
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Author: Earl Mac Rauch
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the
phone systems in China?
A: Because there are so many Wings and so
many Wongs that someone's
always Winging the Wong number.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
Osama bin Latte
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the
Eskimo schoolgirl?
What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like
this?
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to
the counter
but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: Did you know that the three wise men
were firemen?
A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).
This is the joke from a category: Firefighter jokes