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Remember Lot's wife.
Author: Bible

Remember that happiness is a way of travel - not a destination.
Author: Roy M. Goodman

Life is an adventure in forgiveness.
Author: Norman Cousins

In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.
Author: Peter Drucker

Remove every barrier you can to fandom. A fan will be an evangelist for your work.
Author: Dave Kellett

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. "Step aside, lady," he barked. "I've taken a course in first aid." The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder. "Pardon me," she said. "But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm right here."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. "That is a very smart dog," the man commented. "He's not so smart," said one of the irked players. "Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes